Alien tech must suck

Any Volvo with a T8 badge

Almost all households in Asia with a Rolls Royce or Bentley will also have an Alphard (or two) 

What’s the retail on one of those?

Hindsight is a bitch.

I HATE IT. IT SUCKS!

Because I can’t afford one. 

I really like their oscillator watch. But tough to find used. 

As a personal use item with no thoughts about reselling it. Great value for $$$. They don’t hold much value on the used market otherwise. (Which also makes them great used buys if you like em)

Rename to Alfa Romeo Mila. Done. 

No Rubystone nor Techno Violet?

P Diddy did it

I am old enough to understand this reference

This car is going to tank in sales. It's just not sexy. 

Tiny? 

That’s just Hector with his Spoon engine

I just want a new Virtua Fighter

EVERY Alfa with a Selespeed. What a hunk a junk. It’s like a BMW SMG but much much worse. 

Por SHA

Designers: What sort of suspension do you want on our new concept car?
Engineers: Yes

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