Another sucky part was how my friends automatically thought that sort of shit was what I was into because they knew I was into cars. Sigh...

Airbags will implant 5G chips inside your face when they go off. Do your own research. Yada yada yada...

NSX fo’sure. Cos no one bought any.

The last time I was rear ended by an eldery Uber driver in my M5. It was just a minor tap and damage was a small scratch on my rear bumper. At first I was pissed, then the anger and thought of going through all the insurance paperwork just made me feel tired, so I just let him go. Also, he apologised. So..... might as…

My 159 was a super POS. Enough to put me off all future Alfas.

Totally understand the RX-8. I’ve almost pulled the trigger on those a few times but just held back. 

Oversized, fat, bloated, ugly.

As a fellow driver, I avoid cycling on roads entirely. 

Jack Black feels more Mario to me

Is the title supposed to be ironic or sarcastic?

TVRs are the crazy psycho high maintenance needy overly obsessive hot chicks of the car world

Never put your dick in crazy, unless your name is daddy. 

Freedumb

excuse me! lip my stockings!

And South East Asia is always night-time, raining/wet, dark, dingy and full of shops with a mix of Japanese/Chinese characters mashed up. 

Yup! A Mark II. Unfortunately with a slow 1G-FE and not a 1JZ, but even the base Mark IIs are relatively difficult to come by where I live.

I agree, it’s a rather geeky car for us car nerds. Everyone else just thinks it’s a Camry.

Gonna tart it up with some coilovers, wheels, a new coat of paint and freshening up of…

I just bought a boring car

Not to mention all those 5G chips embedded in the paint of that turbine!

Good point. Just not something I think about I guess since I live in the tropics. 

Exactly. Or they’d have some new car that I think might be interesting but once I get the car, I’d be done with that session and turn it off. I think the UK map is really dull.