I have the 5 less rule

Drinking in a plane makes me feel woozier than on land

Woah... You ugly mang...

So realistically what’s gonna happen to those cars and brand new engines?

I know a time traveller when i sees one....

The American way!!! 

- Rest of the World

Is it monocle rich though? 

I teach a class of 18-20yr olds. Yes, Facebook is for olds (and for their parents). 

He just needs 1.21 gigawatts!

I.... Er....... I............. I kinda like it... Needs a bumper to bumper warranty though. 

Reverse track layouts

I'd rather have a planet express ship

Can fap

I got a 1:43 of that very Ferrari 

Shhhhhhhhhhhh shut up!!! 

Chum Lee?

Stupid black wheels