They are a service company. They offer the service of organizing gypsy cabs.

What am I, staying at Orchids of Asia during this trip?

I think this is the most that can and should be reasonably expected of a hotel patron. And flushing the toilet -- wtf.

Tip. ($10/day, per person who stayed) If your stay is multiple days, tip every day you expect cleaning service. Seriously.

I fall somewhere in the middle, mostly because I don’t want to live like a slob. Garbage goes in trash cans, spills get wiped up and things go back in their place. But I don’t strip the bed or pile up all the towels. 

See, I don’t understand any of this at all. I book a hotel room so I have somewhere to sleep when I’m not doing what I’m in town to do. The job of housekeeping is to refresh the room after I’ve used it. I’m not gonna trash the room, but why should I do their job for them? If I want privacy, I need to feel bad about…

This guy’s a Fredo. Probably born in Fredonia, Magastan, USA (Go Bills!).  It’s Fredos all the way down, man.

Hearn’s actions leading up to getting knocked out remind me of every football player that ever tried to start something with me in college. The puffing out of the chest, walking right up to the guy and looking down at him to remind him how much bigger he was. Lots of arms out to the side in the “what are you going to…

The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.

That’s the ‘right’ way to bribe your kid into college. Even the guy who did the scam with the celebrities admitted to it

For example, you’re blaming the other person when you say “I can’t be with you because you cheated on me” or “I’m breaking up with you because you’re a cheater.”

The Catholic Church has never succeeded in branding itself as hip and never asked celebrities to promote it. Also the idea of being a cafeteria Catholic is pretty mainstream, so people are forgiving. When a “new” religious movement, which is really just an old one in new clothing, gets good press, people get skeptical.

My guess here has to do with the following: two different recent well-placed sources have implied strongly on the news that Don Jr. is the next person o be implicated and indicted by Robert Mueller’s office. I’m guessing Fat Hitler is getting ready to move Fredo up in the Organization, so they are giving him some…

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

If Trump had really wanted her locked up, he should have hired her to work on his campaign. Seems to be the express lane to prison. 

“Build the damn wall!” — Andy Dufresne (i’m sure of it)

For a group that continues to insist they did nothing wrong, they sure seem to have spent a lot of time lying under oath about it.

The term “witch hunt” is generally a direct reference to the Salem Witch Trials, which—despite investigating, prosecuting, and executing a number of folk—never actually found any witches. It’s shorthand for “you’re looking for something that’s not there just to stir up trouble and turn people against me/my team.”

Given…