• Dying Light - Jimmy No-Legs - Ryan Whelan

Yep. No effort at all to remove those. Which makes this even sadder— they set this up to be EASY.

Cmon, that shit had to be staged for maximum hilarity. NOBODY is that fucking retarded.

Holy shit. That was fucking bananas.

Funny, those lug nuts were already loosened or were scarily un-torqued (surely the driver would feel the vibration jesus)

Surely you’ve noticed that Geralt looks like the leading dude of a trashy romance novel, yeah?

That reminds me of this only with fur.

I’d guess this is a myostatin-related genetic mutation, like that enormously muscle-bound whippet that was the internet’s favorite LOLWUT a while back.

I’m sexy and I know it.

Yes! We can title it Kangadudes.

Ah, yes...and the Bro-ala

Cousin of the swole-aby.

Does this make him a mar-SUP, BRO-ial?

Wow, the gluten-free mafia in the US would have a field-day with this “burger.”

Gotta katsu ‘em all!

Looks more like Pikatsu to me.

Porkachu.

dirty diapers stuffed in McDonalds bags alongside half eaten cheeseburgers in the trunk