Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

God you’re insufferable.

The Legend Of Zelda: The Breath Of The Wild: The Champions’ Ballad: The Kotaku Review: The Beginning

#jesustakethewheel

Sims receiving blumpkins in bar bathrooms. What a time to be alive.

Yeah, and the best humanity has is a white, blond, blue eyed symbol of perfection brought about by eugenics. The roaches hold their guns to the side. It’s just a gross racist mess.

Dude. They’re roaches. With huge, bulging, white eyes, large lips, clearly sloped foreheads to indicate low intelligence, seemingly nappy “hair”, and they all use clubs and are obsessed with brutality.

Yes, it will be wonderful now he can return to producing this racist dreck.

I am actually horrified that this is being publicized here like it’s a good thing. Shame.

Pretty easy to break this play book down; Betting pool amongst the players. You’re welcome.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

“How do I get this woman I work with to have sex with me? I know, I’ll send her a video of me jacking it. That’ll do the trick.”

I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

Hey, remember when on live TV a drunk Joe Namath sold Suzy Kolber that he wanted to kiss her?

The decision is the “will of the American people.”

Im sure the modders will be able to get jetpacks in single player and make everyone happy.

I 100% know what my halloween costume is going to be next year...

Welp, the person who made this is almost definitely a time traveler.

what I’m picturing right now

ooh! She’s on the Michael Phelps diet. Still damn impressive that she’s not an Olympian.