This burger probably will make your ass explode.

My local library had a few dell computer's loaded with the original sims when it had first come out and there was always a line to play. Then the trolls started to burn down everyone's houses and killing people. They uninstalled the games shortly after.

And tiny piles of dog shit.

Command & Conquer : Generals

Reality imitating art?

Um, they already made a game like this.

This ones better.

The more I hear this type of thing happening the more I get worried about DayZ.

Thought they said there would be no babies and no pools.

Only 10 months you say....

Thats funny, one of my favorite past times in GTA4 is to see how many people I can kill by driving as fast as possible down the sidewalk. Its especially more entertaining when you do it in first person.

(Light poles fall over but a mailbox will have you flying out the windshield. Also bus stops suck.)

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Yeah exactly, within the first 10 seconds I was like psh I've had more intense fights.

Slightly disturbing.

Someone out there will fap to this model.

Bag of sand

He's would prefer it was the person in that white van that just drove around the accident and continued along his merry way because Mcdonalds stops serving breakfast at 10am.

FPS teaser with no actual FPS.

If your wearing skinny jeans saggy, your wearing them wrong and you should probably find some help. After the age of 10 you should be able to at least put on pants correctly.

I'd never seen it before and I was curious. I was surprised by how entertaining it was—it's not, like, the most intellectual thing in the world, but the producers sure know how to play up the drama

They should make a Mario Kart but in spaceships or planes.