Oh god take that header image down, it's disturbing.

Well with logic like that, how can I not agree.

I'm a bigger fan of Phical.

I will defend Raja to the death because she was the better choice besides Manila.

Whats that now?

I like Gotye, but Somebody that I used to know has been played so much to the point I just yell out mid chorus, DUDE STFU and get over it.

Ergo if I keep smoking, I'll eventually exercise.

Are you saying gays, if they try really hard, can change their sexuality?

Thats what I was thinking.

I've had times where it felt like I had Rosemary's baby inside me and dying to take the back exit, but I waited till home. I would rather die after shitting myself in public than use a public restroom.

I don't even feel comfortable farting in my bathroom.

This is actually me. I refuse to use restrooms that are not mine. I will wait till I get home.

Oh do share.

This is the problem I'm having. I live in Downtown LA and Wimax barely worked.

Why is it still 200? Hasnt it been out for a year now?

One of them is black with albinism and a brunette wig.

Oh Gawker network, you and your shitty backend development. (double comment)

Oh look, Pretty White Girls In NYC. I'll be sure to break out my pocketbook.

Designers will. Then they'll praise the team for doing it and get some brown on their nose.

Find something you both might like for next week or the weekend and then ask if he wants to go. If its like a show or an event with a specific time frame, tack on like a few extra hours so you have time to do other shit. End the night on a non sexual high note.