They shouldn't.

Oh I'm sorry! I'm always like that. I'm always spouting out unasked design advice that I'm always incapable of following on my own.

Did you use Deming for your personal branding?

Unpaid internships are still bullshit, yeah its experience, but its exploitative.

And another tip, do personal projects. When you have free time, design things that are just for you. If you want to work in studios, personal projects are a great addition to go along with actual finished client work.

If you're going to do web design, don't learn flash for it. Never, ever use flash for web development. Its evil.

Oh that thing was curtained up the day I moved in, but I need to leave the window slightly open to let air in and out.

I need bathroom help.

How long have you been freelancing? I started doing small freelance work right out of highschool and that was 5 years ago, so I always right down on my resume I have 5 years experience in graphic design work. Sure the work in the beginning was shit, but we all get better with time.

I've never thrown out position directions during sex lol

I miss my Blaxploitation film collection. Someone stole all my Pam Grier Films that were with them.

Wait, missonary isn't doggy?

Buy skin toned spanx.

I don't even have work friends and part of me really wants to go the gym, but I hate going alone cause then I just feel awkward, a blob attempting to get into shape.

I'd pay my rent for the next year, buy some fucking groceries, a nice steak from Lindy and Grundy, some fucking liquor, a new laptop, finally get internet installed in my apartment and then I dunno, continue looking for a job, I guess. If there's enough money maybe I'll buy a house in Silverlake.

I just moved here like 2 months ago and making friends out here has been a bitch. But I'm also socially inept. I smiled at someone the other day and they thought I was snarling. Like when an animal bares its teeth.

Any Freelancer designers out here in Los Angeles?

This brings back the painful reminder that my harddrive with all my music, including her albums, obscure songs, that pre release version of Extraordinary Machine AND a recording I was able to get at Largo; all are gone.

Thats what I did! I had planned out my year but now that new laptop I desperetly needed isn't going to happen along with paying off a ticket.

Thats how I feel about my previous job. Yes it was fucking hell and I dreaded coming in to work when the owner was there, but I liked my coworkers and the work I was doing.