Dear Hipsters,

"37. Because you fucking love cars so much you can feel it right in your goddamn chest."

Dear Matt,

How many Rabbits does it take to screw in a light bulb?

This is awesome; like the special olympics.

He blocked you when tried to pass?

Petrolicious is, simply put, fucking amazing.

I overheard an instructor, once, relating the story of his experience as a paramedic, to a class of EMR students, where he was once called upon to attend an incident and upon arrival on scene he was confronted with the inglorious reality of life; there was an individual, a very young individual, who had been mortally…

1.) Build Nissan 240SX

Take it to the track. And if you don't have a local track, don't try to argue with the cops that the streets therefor are a track.

I was thinking more along the lines of Space Battleship Yamamoto! Physics be damned. They blasted those big canons with impunity; action/reaction be damned.

C'mon folks, let's be honest here: the best part of any Star Wars project is the concept phase - where we get all these great, inspirational works of art from. The artwork is always a million times better then the graphics, game play, or story because it allows us to imagine.

The worst part about this?

It's not unique to the Marines.

Dear JT,

You ever see that bird's-eye-view picture of the, I believe, USS Iowa, firing a full broadside? I read once that with just one turret turned full 90 degrees and firing the US Battleships had to trim their rudders to adjust. Imagine the big, I mean big, guns on a ship like Yamato firing an all-canon broadside?

There's a reason they're called "museum" ships and kept in "mothballs" rather then being broken - the day that guided shell technology becomes a financially viable alternative to the missile standard... and metallurgy allows us to retrofit their entire hulls, and... and... and...

No Mustangs?

WHEN WILL DETROIT GET ROBOCOP-STYLE COP CARS?!

Eat enough cat, you're bound to absorb some of their nine-life residuals. Am I right?