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Nearly as much as a car? NEARLY?!

Matt,

Hangs himself, you mean?

Winning comment. Oh my goodness. You owe me a new monitor, keyboard and job... given I was at the bosses computer when I read it.

Raph, old buddy, I'm stealing that; "luxurious crash" and making it my new monniker. Thanks!

Especially when he was making those high speed runs on what looked like open, public roads.

Agreed!

It's like a model, only more broken.

Looks pretty obvious from this shot; the city is gonna be on the hook for this one if the insurance won't pay out. That tree looks pretty nasty, and any arborist worth his salt would have, and probably did, tell someone in authority. A tree that size won't just fall over for no reason, and usually, it's due to root…

Dear Chris Brown,

It looks as if a cartoon character, probably from some anime, was sick all over this car while it was going down the highway at 150mph. My suggestion? It's only a Gallardo, and it only belongs to Chris Brown, therefore; KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

A very good family friend is a professional blaster. He's been in the trade since I was a wee tyke. I'm now a grown-ass man. He's still in the trade.

Wow.

I'd take the risk...

The 500L is an irredeemably terrible looking monstrosity. And, at the Vancouver International Autoshow, I said as much to the rep who, upon seeing my amusment at the 500's complete inability to fit my 6'4 frame, suggested I take a look at the L.

#6 - At the scene of the incident.

At the very least, spring for a manual. Row you own, burn some calories.

You sir, are a +1 Internets winner.

I put this question to you, Patrick.