It looks like melt-water or standing-water and therefor is probably not a feed source for other waterways. Not that it helps, because my first thought was, "They better have drained all the fluids first, and they're gonna haul it out of there."

Including Maroon 5?

He left a piece of paper... on a Porsche?!

Note - 90% of the interdepartmental letters of apology are form written, approved by management or a supervisor, and then a fill-in-the-blanks situation. Said letter is then approved by the LEO's direct superior and reviewed by whatever counsel they have retained. The reason is to create the illusion of apology…

Let's not get exited here.

"... try too hard to be cool."

Grandpa had a dog, didn't like to ride in the truck. Took him hunting, then when the day was done, left him alone in the woods. Grandpa didn't go far, but it did the trick. When he came back that dumb old Lab hopped right up into the bed and rode home happily. Never had a problem with cars again.

His balls may have only recently dropped, but they're the size of grapefruits.

The worst part are the words "work" and "truck" together. It's tantamount to this happening in a company car; someone above your pay grade IS going to find out and there WILL be hell to pay. At least in your personal car the only person getting mad at you is you.

"Some day, a Hyundai."

Tongue in cheek, Top Gear media spot - Clarkson should pop round this blokes house, and, as he proved was the solution in testing, strap his car with a set of training-wheels. Problem solved.

On the internet?

Even the first human to discover how to make fire probably burnt his fingers. Nothing is perfect the first time around.

If you could resolve the visiblity issues, this thing would make just about the perfect cab for dense, urban settings. Imagine, let's say NYC, in bumper-to-bumper traffic these things would be so perfect, geometrically, one could literally hop from taxi to taxi to cross the street.

Incorrect. You see, if you are indeed a "hipster" yet provide some real, practical contribution to society and are less of a hipster-beatnick, then you are not a hipster... you are hip, sir.

Thanks. Again, any insult that may have been present in the asking was unintentional and I appreciate your frank, straightforwardness.

Máté Petrány - I just need to know, honestly, and I hope you can believe me when I tell you I am honestly not trying to flame, bait or troll you but - sitting around, chatting Lambo's with a group of super-rich, (opinion here) egotistical dudes, do you think that some sort of hero-worship/tire-biting tonality may…

Maybe a stupid question:

Stop insuring cars. It's outdated and primative.

"Oh, shit, try and hit that Genesis R-spec. Now, hard left. Get that Genesis sedan and the two others parked right beside it. Hard throttle through that duo of Equus'... Ramp it! Dukes of Hazard right into that AWD Hyundai Drift Car."

/after the crash