So wait a moment here...

Seattle had it's hoon scene already. Sadly, they wasted it on grungy, long haired music types. Now, hoonigan behavior in Seattle is pulling up at your local Starbucks in something other then a hybrid, peace-bicycle, eco-scooter wearing sandals without wool socks and wearing a "Burn The Whales For Fuel" t-shirt.

Only non-Canadians can be surprised by this.

He conned US Citizens out of almost half a million dollars? To jail with him!

I imagine a guy from Health and Safety giving a "keep your arms and legs inside the yellow line" speech. And then one guy, who is probably named Gus, or Burt, or Gurt, and hails from the backwoods blue-grass hills of Buttfuck county, just has to reach out and see what'll happen.

No one gives a fuck how much money you make in a year, a day, an hour. No one gives a fuck about the color of your pubic hair. No one gives a fuck about your troll.

Made my day.

I want to make it 100% clear that I am by no means 100% sure. But thinking back, the memory seems to fit. It was the plates that drew my attention; we see lots of Washington plates, but I always keep an eye out for other states plates on Vancouver Island.

Go Jamie Whincup!

Woah.

WRONG. America is not the Stupidest Nation On Earth; it's only like the 15th Stupidest Nation On Earth. (Statistics provided by my ass, much like your opinion)

I'd like to say, "Yes, of course I would return the misplaced belongings."

He evaded those cars in the same way a guy can fall down a flight of stairs and somehow, not get hurt. It's not by skill or talent, but by sheer luck alone. True, you can't see the drivers footwork or steering input but I have to guess, watching this video, that the (at least) two occupants of that vehicle just got…

I wasn't thinking in terms of relative subtlety, therefor; comparative analysis never even entered the equation. Why? Because by that logic a Pontiac Aztec on Donks with ground effects and stretched into a limousine could be considered "subtle" compared to just about any CRX still rolling the streets.

Maybe it's just because virtually every cruiser is a Charger these days, I have a very hard time getting on board with describing them as "subtle"...

Mine isn't shocking, unexpected or in any way original.

I think something was Lost In Translation.

Tires, sure. But that's on the purchaser or the owner, not the manufacturer... not when they're trying to keep costs down. Easy fix though; just spend a few bucks.

You're very welcome.

Huh. Maybe it's because I've only really heard 'em in regular traffic, not putting the boots to it. That 4 pot TT, though, sounds horrible at all RPMs.