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“just like the one winged dove sings a song sounds like she’s singin...”

That was literally a poll question I was asked once on the phone. “Would you have a beer with President Obama?” Follow-up: “Would you have a beer with Former President Bush?” Like...wat. Why would that matter?

And “christian” churches are “hotbeds” of misogynistic political speech, sometimes leading to violence. Should we be allowed to go into those as well and arrest pastors?

I wish to be this lady’s friend. She kicks ass and will not brook nonsense, but also knows how to party hard.

I dunno. I mean, intelligence doesn’t stop someone from being corrupt or evil or prone to the kinds of fallacies humans are always prone to. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want President Larry The Cable Guy, but I don’t want President Lex Luthor either. The whole ‘could have a beer with’ meme is, imo, a way of expressing

Yeah I don’t get it. For the last few years the GOP has been bitching about “Harvard elites.” I want smart motherfuckers running the country.

Ugh, this so much! I have never understood the “want to have a beer with him” thing. You’re voting for president, not your new drinking buddy. You know what presidents have to do, right?

I am with you. I want an intellectually elite president. Heck. I want all of my elected officials to be smarter than the average bear. However, I am confident enough in my own intelligence that having someone else be smarter than me doesn’t make me feel like less of a person. *Obama seems like he’d be a blast to have

“If folks wanna pop off & have opinions about what they think they would do, present a specific plan” - Pres Obama

being idealistic is a double edged sword. He actually thought he *could* work with republicans.

I wish the “no-fucks-to-give” Obama had been in office from the beginning.

Yeah but he is rich. It is just insane to me that he wouldn’t have a stock pile of needles already filled with heroin. Like, if you’re going to be a rich drug addict, be a rich drug addict.

His words are ALWAYS poetry.

“I’ve been trying to seduce Anna for years, and she resisted me valiantly.”

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

I feel like this is Santorum’s entire statement:

I mean, who WANTS to own hair stripes.

Yeah, I agree. Especially when it’s only on the ends the way Miranda has it, that’s a very right-now look. Besides, it isn’t like Gwen invented pink hair.

you and i are on the same wavelength!