Let’s not stop there. Get an MTV Movie Award! Nominate the soundtrack for a Grammy! Adapt it for a play so it can win a Tony! Hell, nominate it for an ESPY! Let’s do it, America! ALL THE AWARDS!

My nephew may have had whooping cough recently. And he had the vaccine! So even vaccinated individuals can get the disease - they aren’t 100%. Herd immunity works!

They’re so concerned about ending the autism “epidemic” that they’re creating actual epidemics out of preventable diseases. Fucking incredible.

You guys, I have hit peak old person.

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.

As an infertile, I give her props for keeping it real. This whole Mother Earth, every time I puke it is awesome narrative only hurts women.

It’s the perfect description, innit? I’ve seriously had cocktails where it was like they opened the bottle of Absolut, waved the fumes over the cocktail shaker, added ice, shook, and voila! There’s your cocktail!

Why are customers always convinced people are lying to them? They have only one cup size, they aren’ trying to trick you for the fun of it. I one time had a customer, when I worked at the convenience store, swear up and down they paid for a money order with a credit card there just recently. The damn computers didn’t…

I agree that this would be ideal. I know from friends though that some marriages go through a slow decline until there is almost no communication anymore. Complete lack of intimacy and the affair is a response to that. Having that difficult conversation should happen but if that level of sharing is the thing that's…

This shit is complicated.

I guess I’m getting old. I consider university students kids :). They have the rights and responsibilities of an true adult, but lack the perspective.

Oh geez. They’re kids! We’re all narcissistic as kids - the ubiquity of cameras and photo sharing these days just makes it more obvious. Sometimes we eventually grow out of it. Sometimes.

Let them take a million pictures of themselves. How the hell does it affect you? Damn, you want to talk about unnessacery stress, I’m not the one tearing his hair out over the possibility that somewhere in the world a girl might be taking a photo of herself.

If this was a group of senior citizens taking selfies, would you feel as certain of their narcissism and inability to connect to the world around them? That’s a hell of an assumption to make from a brief clip. Lots of people take selfies. I see nerds doing it at Comic-Con, skater kids doing it at the park, volunteers…

Oh no! They were glued to their phones, you say? Someone call the outrage police! These young women must be taught a lesson post haste!

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Did you stop to video it, tho?