American Gothic? More like American Toxic.

Maybe it’s time for Andrew Breitbart to personally step in and become a more involved day to day Editor in Chief, as opposed to the hands off style he’s been doing since March 2012.

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

“We Are Not Satisfied With This” - that sign is some weak sauce!

As someone who waited tables in a mid-level restaurant, I PROMISE that any good server wants to know immediately that your food is not to your liking as long as you have some idea what remedy you would like. Does your steak need cooked more? Do you want an entirely different dish? The only time it ever bothered me…

This list is incomplete without The Mighty Boosh’s “Journey to the Centre of the Punk” in which one of the main characters has to enter the other to remove a poisonous Jazz cell from his predominantly Punk body.

And let us not forget The Mighty Boosh’s “Journey to the Centre of the Punk”, where Vince eats a bit of a treasured old record of Howard’s (don’t ask) and Howard has to be injected into Vince before the funk takes over his brain cell. (That’s right. “Brain cell” is singular.) Of course everything is done in that…

Ha! I thought “Alexa: play ominous music” was the funniest product placement I’ve ever seen

Xena still holds up though!

Hey! Your account is working.

Paddy wagon is a racist term.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

“it’s cool to hate America these days”

That’s a tired cliche.

Well, according to every other commenter here, I am apparently a complete moron because I actually found this funny and entertaining.

John is one of those names that works well if you have a really distinctive last name. Like “Smallberries” or “Bigboote.”

God I miss Farscape and Lexx

As a child I had my steaks with HP sauce, thankyouverymuch.