American Gothic? More like American Toxic.

Maybe it’s time for Andrew Breitbart to personally step in and become a more involved day to day Editor in Chief, as opposed to the hands off style he’s been doing since March 2012.

In my daydreams, Obama walks in, says “How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?” and decks him!

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

“We Are Not Satisfied With This” - that sign is some weak sauce!

As someone who waited tables in a mid-level restaurant, I PROMISE that any good server wants to know immediately that your food is not to your liking as long as you have some idea what remedy you would like. Does your steak need cooked more? Do you want an entirely different dish? The only time it ever bothered me…

Xena still holds up though!

Hey! Your account is working.

Paddy wagon is a racist term.

Hillary would have been so badass at the g20. Can’t you just picture her with Merkel, side by side in matching pantsuits, running the fucking world?

That’s a tired cliche.

As a child I had my steaks with HP sauce, thankyouverymuch.

They might be “in pain.”

I definitely got crap for being Pagan in several of my jobs. My first job was at Sears in like, 2000, and I don’t remember how, but at some point it came out that I was Pagan. One of my co-workers brought it up in front of several customers, and joined them in telling me how wrong I was. One woman told me that “you…

Came here to say I have worked for people like this, people that steal your labor and pay you nothing and call themselves smart for doing so. They turn around and shit on the poor for not making money yet refuse to pay them for an honest day’s work. This year is the THIRD TIME in less than ten years that I’ve had to…

White skin.

Trump screwing people out of money means nothing to him because he’s never had to worry about it, but getting stiffed at this scale this literally ruins people’s lives.

“You can tell what God thinks about money by the people he gives it to.” - Dorothy Parker

As long as they make the men wear the same thing, I’m good with it.