sex workers can be raped too...

Worse than the guy at the blackjack table who constantly calls it poker?

By definition, he’s not. He’s had multiple Top 20 hits, including two number ones. I’m not a huge fan, but let’s be real.

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I’m not a “girls,” I am a woman. One. I speak for myself, and the trees when the Lorax called in sick, but mostly just myself. I didn’t say a damned thing about John Lennon. And you have no idea what I think about John Lennon.

Perhaps has something to do with his humiliating and cruel misogynistic brand of humor, no?

Who cares? When you’re preparing food that hundreds of people are going to eat, you can’t just throw concerns about sanitation into the wind like this.

I want to do my normal thing where I do a fake description parodying and taking this a step further but...I can’t write anything better than butterfly headdresses inspired by radio lab. In my wildest imagination I could not write something so absurd or perfect. Speechless.

“I'm writing to you today because my child has several moles and freckles, and none of the available dolls have moles or freckles. I've attached a drawing of MaKkeNsiYe's exact pattern of moles and freckles for your use in creating a doll that ‘looks just like her’. Please note that the pattern must match exactly or…

I know. Yikes.

A scar kit good would be a good compromise, and that way it could cover most other kinds of surgeries. I get wanting the recognition and support, but at a certain point it just isn’t possible for the company to create a new product for every single condition out there. As it is they’re already doing a really good job…

I think a scar kit would be the better option.

She really was awful, though. The travesty of her being nominated at all, let alone up against Mare Winningham and Kathy Bates, was like pickle juice on a burn.

I agree. Lady Gaga has now made history by making the Golden Globes completely irrelevant. Her performance is the worst acting the show has ever seen. Golden Globes don’t matter anymore. It’s just an award that will be dumped in the trash when the artist dies. Doesn’t define you. And most people forget you won a year…

Everything about American Horror Story was a shitshow and everything about the second season of Fargo was perfection including Dunst’s character who I simultaneously hated and rooted for.

I’m already approx. 200000x more interested in the hypothetical impossible romance between those chihuahuas than I am in Shefani.

i also ship these chihuahuas now

I honestly am more baffled about why she isn’t wearing gloves. Are fingers at their sexiest just before frostbite sets in?

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You’re right. She never says the word no. She screams. Then she says that she’s been tricked, and that she wouldn’t have if she had known, and then he keeps kissing and licking her until she says yes.