I’d say you’re describing 90% of my exes :-/

Steak puns are a rare medium well-done.

Why aren’t more people concerned about child molestation? Animal abuse? Starvation? Cancer? Anti-vaxxers? Nuclear bombs? 500 Days of Kristin?

Hi! Well there was never really a “transition”... I’ve always been a feminist. Feel free to send me a message on Facebook to talk further; just search my name.

That headline + “Dirt Bag” tag could not be more appropriate.

“...and the SERIOUSLY GET ME OUT OF HERE THIS SUCKS Line.”

Exactly like whiskey dick, except probably even worse. Won’t get hard, won’t stay hard.

Have you ever been with a guy on coke? Coke dick = it’s real.

I see your point, but I think that when (nearly) ALL mannequins display extremely thin bodies, that basically *is* glorification of extremely thin bodies.

It’s from the last episode/scene of “Two and a Half Men”.

It’s actually a LOT easier to get heroin than prescription opiates in many places. And, as the article stated, a hell of a lot cheaper.

I was just about to post that the first time I held one of these (last year), I had to try very hard NOT to put it in my mouth. I am 31 years old.

Apparently Violet, Detox, and Jade Jolie.
Sidenote: I love my queens, but PLEASE do not make me Google that again!!! ;)

Which contestants have done porn??

#Corrections: “Home Slice” in the Taylor Swift video and photo is model Martha Hunt, NOT Bella Hadid.

“..actress in her 30s...”

In high school, my friends and I decided it’d be fun to visit our state’s largest mall.... while high on Ecstasy. Apparently I went into FAO Schwartz and used my mom’s credit card to buy 5 very expensive giant stuffed animals. Soooo awesome! Until I sobered up and realized what I did. Returned all of them except the…

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

How funny that I have a slightly similar story that is also thanks to Green Day. In the song Longview, there’s a line that goes: “When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re fucking lonely...” I was 10 years old, tops, but I really liked this song. Imagine my mother’s face when I asked her what masturbation meant out of…

I think it’d be easiest to just not the say the racist remark at all.