AVOID Slurvian.

My mom works with animals, and several times now just this past year, she's gotten phone calls requesting exotic animals to POSE FOR WEDDING PHOTOS. I give her credit for calmly explaining to these people why she cannot do that, whereas I would just laugh at them and hang up.

Some of the jokes at these Roasts make me cry laughing, but unfortunately, the women on the dais all get the same, tired, sexist shit: "Haha you're a slut", "Haha your vagina must be loose". I mean, come on. You're (supposedly) very talented comedians. Maybe time to come up with some fresher material?

That's probably the reason, but I still don't understand it. RPDR is Logo's most popular show, and Untucked always got a ton of viewers too. So it baffles me if they really couldn't find SOME sponsor for it. And even on a limited budget, you'd think they could make that break area look a bit nicer.

Ugh, not me. I was NOT a Jasmine fan from the beginning, and Untucked turned me off to her even more. Speaking of, WHYYY is Untucked not airing on TV this season?? They don't even have the nice rooms set up for the queens anymore- it's just a couch and a couple chairs backstage. Lame.

Ugh, unfortunately it's still going to be a tough uphill battle. I first saw this story on my Facebook newsfeed, and I scrolled through to see what others (not my friends- the public) had posted about it. For every positive post, there was a negative one. Very negative. I reported a few to Facebook, but unless it…

Apparently... nothing. Kim just made it all up. Boooring.

I am a straight woman, BUT I have had a sex dream about Jessica Lange. I can admit that without shame. I rarely even have sex dreams in general! The only other recent one I can remember starred Dylan McDermott, so maybe AHS just makes me horny somehow! ;)

Amber Rose is a model and hip-hop artist with a fashion line. Blac Chyna is a model and former dancer. Yes, they have both dated rappers, but no, they aren't resting on that to be their only "claim to fame". (Kim K, by the way, became famous for having sex with/dating celebrities herself). I don't follow Blac Chyna…

I was the kind of student who would have a nervous breakdown if I ever got a B. So in 4th grade, when my teacher came around the room to check that we had all gotten some paper signed by our parents, and I had totally forgotten about it, I panicked. I quickly forged my step-mother's signature before the teacher got to…

The strangest thing to me about this ad is the fact that it was written by a woman. I have met a loooooot of foot fetishists in my life, but not a single one of them was a woman! Has anyone else out there seen this??

Wow. It takes a special kind of psycho to delight in posting photos of children crying on one's Instagram.

Are we sure this is 100% real? I mean, I do this to my boyfriend all the time... that is, when his hair gets too long for his liking (which is not "long" at all), he shaves it all off. But I'm the one who actually shaves it because he wouldn't be able to get it all perfectly himself. So in the process, I give him many…

I read the article because I didn't understand the headline, but now I'm even more confused.

Let's ban ski masks to curb bank robberies! Let's ban belts to curb child abuse! Obviously this really gets to the heart of the matter and I have confidence that campus rape will now be non-existent.

If this ever happens to me, I'm keeping the money & hiring you as my lawyer. ;)

Congratulations!! :) That's awesome! Sending good vibes your way and wishes for continued success & happiness! And I hope you know that the Jezebel community is usually also a great support system if you need it!

But, if the money was just in a regular BK to-go bag, like any other order, how could they tell in reviewing the cameras which customer received the bag of money & who just got their food?

Could she have been prosecuted for NOT returning it? I'd like to think I'm a good person too, but honestly the fear that they'd come after me would be my biggest motivation to return it.

Awesome!! Thanks so much for the link & for the wonderful work your organization does! :)