My freshman year of college (about 4 years ago,) I smoked and got high for the first time, resulting in a horrific panic attack where anxiety induced physical symptoms led me to believe I was dying.

Yep. The first thing I think when I get sick on vacation...must be meth poisoning.

Where did the meth thing come from? Are coffee makers in Omaha notoriously meth-infested? Jumping on meth right out of the gate makes me think the kid got into this guy’s meth stash and he’s just covering his butt.

Personally, i dont think the radio is the place to talk about your personal issues with someone thats part of your team...

I made a similar note- it was the SECOND COMMENT. It was almost entirely unavoidable and the fact that nothing was done to dismiss the comment, by the OP or the author of the post was pretty galling. I can’t imagine sitting through the movie and enjoying it now, knowing exactly what’s about to happen.

Somebody on Gawker spoiled the ENTIRE twist with no warning just to be a dick so I don’t even know if I want to see this now. The twists are the best part!

Over half of a percent. Assholes probably did have to pour it down his throat for that though.

This is not Munchausen syndrome or Munchausen syndrome by proxy (which is more accurately called factitious disorder). This is a person doing something upsetting which you do not like.

So can the View die now? Please?

Holly shit I need to wear more makeup. And learn how to use it. Also,who knew ,fake lips look good only with makeup.

Why would your friend have the guest list to your wedding to have the favors made in the first place? This explanation is very convenient and I think if there is a “friend” who orchestrated this, they would also be the person who would love stepping up and taking credit for their “edgy” humor.

If you were appalled or found the cake in bad taste, you likely wouldn’t pose next to it smiling. Sorry, but I doubt my politeness would extend that far.

You shut your mouth.

ishouldnotbedoingthis

It’s like they were hedging their bets. “Yeah, I signed up, but look...”

If you’re old enough for routine pap smears and pelvic exams, you’re old enough for routine breast exams. Young women also get breast cancer.

You go to a special clinic just to receive a 45 second breast exam? Why?

It’s a real thing. An obgyn visit in the US almost always includes a breast exam, even if you’re very young. And having something on seems a little less awful than being completely naked on the table for a prolonged period.

I’ve pretty much always been given either a gown or a drape and a gown for my triannual exams; they usually do a breast exam too.

On my first gyno visit I got shamed by the nurse that I wasn’t 100% sure exactly how many days had passed since my period. She made me feel like an irresponsible idiot. Luckily I didn’t take it too personally and just decided this nurse was super bad at her job, but seriously, stop scaring the teenagers out of going…