Stassa Edwards Calls Ignorance Of Newlyweds: NICK and Jessica Her Biggest Carrier Mistake

Seriously. For fuck’s sake, get some editors, people.

I’m reeling. How can I trust someone who does not know that Jessica was Married to Nick...

Am I missing a joke up there? Draw...? What kind of gossip site is this if we can’t get the basic facts straight?

nick lachey!!!

Wouldn’t that be... dunno... insanely floppy and thick?

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

UMMMM

And then it’s totally legit to break up with them. The genitals want what the genitals want. It is *reasonable* to leave someone because you need sexual fulfillment and they can’t provide it.

FIFY...

Quick question: who puts vodka in a water bottle and carries it around? This dude has different hydration needs.

Why does not wanting to fuck a fat person have to be for reasons like you “don’t want the stigma to rub off on you,” or because you don’t like your own body, or because the media says it’s “not cool”? There is nothing wrong with not wanting to bang a fat person because you simply aren’t attracted to fat people, or…

I always thought that was how the argument was framed, people of course said the men were unattractive, but the bigger point seemed to be men are allowed to be fat/older/ugly on TV but women must always be attractive.

I think its less about fat shaming the men when I say I have a problem with the fat dude/hot wife scenario. I think its more that the men are "schlubby," they wear tracksuits and sweatpants and the wife is almost ALWAYS in a skintight outfit and a full face of makeup with her hair done perfectly- which is not to say…

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

Body dysmorphia sucks, but insisting to other people that you’re fat when you’re not actively harms people who are actually fat. This is Rachel Dolezal-level shit, and it needs to stop.

How the hell has Subway not cleaned every store of every Jared image already? Like even if it was just sending out a big sticker of a meatball and telling employees to stick it over the face of every “Jared” they see?

She did not consent to having sex with this woman. She consented to having sex with a totally different person (who turned out not to be real). This flies in the face of every aspect of knowing and enthusiastic consent.

I mean, if a compromise or negotiation satisfies all parties then fine, but ultimately if you can’t fulfil your entire contract then... bye.