Ariana Grande's aesthetic is anything but sexy. She's a woman in her 20's trying to look like a baby prostitute. It's pretty disturbing, and also ironic that her aesthetic says "sweet" but her personality is anything but lol.

We are so not unicorns. I banged many dudes and have no regrets at all.

Oh, I know that feel, girl. Apparently, I bawled my eyes out when my dad shaved his beard. Legend has it that he was so scarred by my sad little baby tears that he never shaved it again...

No. That baby is right. Her dad has a weak chin.

Not gonna lie, I'm really excited to get her back as "the girl you don't want to run into at a party." I was sad that we lost that character when she became the anchor.

That's the real tragedy here.

I'm glad she's feeling better about it, but this doesn't relieve me of having to see Colin Jost attempt to do jokes every week.

Are we really going with the word "racist" to describe dating preferences or attraction? Clearly in many cases these preferences are the result of historical and contemporary attitudes towards men and women of different races and ethnicities. That's an important discussion to have. But I'm so uncomfortable with the…

Just because it can be considered "art" under some definition of the word, doesn't mean we can't call it just plain fucking god awful, and mock it as such.

Why do so-called "respectable" or "nice-guy" type men rape women? I have no clue, but it happens ALL THE TIME. Wouldn't those victims' stories seem "off" as well? Maybe he was drinking; maybe he is simply a douchebag. That said, I don't think the story sounds "off."

I hadn't heard about this, but now that I have, I'm kind of relieved to have a legit reason to hate him as much as I do. He's really homo/transphobic, and also a self-absorbed douche. And he's not funny. Or clever. Or attractive. He just has no redeeming qualities. But, since that can all describe, well, most people,…

I'm gonna say 'venerated' is a matter of opinion.

right???!! I fucking laughed so hard when i saw this photo. Plus how can a teen not do this? A kneeling statue is just asking for this photo opp. That jesus was poorly planned, the only thing worse would be if they had him on all fours.

"desecration of a venerated object."

But we're just objects, not the special venerated kind of objects.

"Jesus is really into oral, your honor."

Or perhaps the state shouldn't be in the business of policing free speech, no matter how distasteful or tacky? I mean, how does an areligious state define "venerated" anyway?

Ugh, can we stop wasting time and resources on arresting people for totally harmless shit?