Um, did you miss the part where I put "blame" in bold? I'm raging that Vogue thinks J. Lo might need to be BLAMED for popularizing a perfectly natural body feature, as though it is a bad thing.

This a million times. And you can't actually have massive hips and ass. The booty has to pop out on its own. And it needs to be perfectly firm, or at least appear as such.

ooooooo, what a revolution.

You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Perhaps we have Jennifer Lopez to thank (or blame?) for sparking the booty movement.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

Kevin's worst prank is telling new hires that they are making more than minimum wage.

All hail his Noodliness! Ra-men.

I adore this. We need more ridiculous new religions to shine the light on the ones that have existed for so long that people forget how ridiculous they are. You gotta think that the first person told that Mary was a virgin was like...."She's a virgin mother? Um....do you know what all those words mean?" Bring on the…

Also, they copied the Pats who did that for Aaron Hernandez. COPIERS.

You know, it was a Gawker headline, but I wouldn't be surprised if Taylor is actually a serial killer. She seems so sweet, but spends her entire career talking shit about almost everyone that has ever interacted with her. Taylor, it's you, not them (stolen from a comedian).

I'm on team Lorde, Robyn, or Adele.

you would not believe how much I hate conflict.

Taylor is a bit of a drama queen about this. Katy hired 3 dancers away from Taylor - wouldn't/shouldn't the people Taylor be mad at the actual dancers? I read elsewhere that at least 2 of the dancers had been with Katy for years prior and that was part of the reason she wanted to go back. One of them stated that…

thanks. I did some quick googling as well and a few places use similar numbers but no one seems to say where they got them from. Traditionally data like that in the US is from the census and death records but those things do not traditionally include trans/cis gender specifics so I'm unclear how they were arrived at.

They'll have to pry my whipped cream flavored vodka out of my cold, dead hands. That stuff with orange juice = creamsicle = happiness.

Right, like this was a non-story to me, simply because I just cannot imagine that mistake being handled better or more respectfully. It's not like the guy needs to "learn a lesson" or something; clearly he knows how shitty his mistake was. This is just going to draw what I believe is unnecessary negative attention to…

Holy cow, I'm reading through the Twitter apologies, and I completely agree with you. He fucked up royally, and now he's bending over backwards to mend it. What I got out of this debacle is that we can all learn how to convey heartfelt apologies from this guy.

Oh Joe, be still my heart! There are really just no words for how much I love that man!

I was going to post a silly gif, but tears started streaming down my face. THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOE. Sometimes the years of war against women just fucking wears you down, so when you hear this so plainly by someone so amazing, it just blows you away.

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.