Yeah, wtf? What else IS there?

Yeah, no they don’t. Trying to use it right now and no, they don’t have NBC.

I keep waiting and waiting for someone somewhere to point to some actual proof that Louis CK is guilty of anything except having been accused of “acting pervy”. As for “the appropriate time to release a film like this”, the whole Weinstein shitfest just happened - waaay after this film was already scheduled for…

I make salads for dinner 4 nights out of 7. But though they always involve interesting greens as a base, the “main dish” ingredients and dressings are always different. Yesterday I made steak salad with roquefort dressing; tonight it’s smoked haddock, mango and cucumber; tomorrow I’ll do something with shrimp, gem…

Actually, it’s called “Vin Piscine”, and it has to do with a particular rosé wine that was purposely blended to have enough body to not taste like pink pee once you put ice in it. Most rosé wines are too mildly-flavored to hold their own against melting ice. But if you like it, enjoy. Personally, I’d never put ice in…

My daughter and her boyfriend had the immensely stupid idea to play at being cataphiles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cataphile) after a visit to the catacombs. They left at midnight wearing borrowed chest waders, accompanied by an experienced guide. They had a great time... until they got caught by the authorities.…

Yes, plastic bags being shaken open also terrorize Ripley, aka “Five Neurons”. She’s also afraid of aluminium foil, the hair dryer, anything in a spray can, and zippers. Let’s not even mention the vacuum.

“Exotic foreign port” of our 50th state of Hawaii, 50th star on our flag, and birthplace of Barack Obama, and therefore totally natural place for the Obamas to visit when “going home”? What you think and what geography thinks are two extremely different “thinks”.

And the award for “Best Performance During SAG Awards” goes to Winona Ryder for her role in “Speech, Interrupted”.

1. Zero
2. Yes, you adorable punctuation-literate thing, you!

You sound like you might be a member in good standing of the Banned By Food Babe club on Facebook... as am I. *Waving madly while eating preservatives, additives and dyes*

He is my hero. He makes the same face when anyone asks him if GMOs are dangerous.

I recently read a claim from a chemtrailer that stated “Fog is clouds that have fallen to earth because of gravity. Every schoolchild knows that.”

V. glad you didn’t as we need far more than only 30345 Atlanta Girls

I never say this but I wish I had said that.

OMG, how are you not in an ethylic coma?

Why does anyone care about this ridiculous pouty-faced, wife-dressing, egomaniac’s sniveling opinions in the first place? 

You had a nuclear war drill in the late 90s? With ducking and covering under your flimsy school desk? Where on earth did you go to school?

I DID cite the writer! They signed their review “A. Person”, what can I tell ya?

From Amazon, written by “A. Person”: