“Look, I scrambled because the God’s honest truth is that I don’t really care that staying in bed with Chappelle is a losing deal, and that my company did better investing in talents like Burnham and Gadsby, I keep giving this guy tens of millions of dollars to descend into middle-aged hackitude via his transphobic…

I’m just going to live my life assuming that this is a follow-up to Mare of Easttown.

I’m pretty sure Oscar Isaac’s character says “We should’ve done that a long time ago,” not “You should’ve done that a long time ago.”

“Hell, even I thought I was dead.  Turned out I was just in Nebraska.”  

I really loved ‘Gran Torino’. He’s already older here and it’s a great little movie.

But to go inside, she may actually be required to get vaccinated. I wonder if she’ll opt for the Fyzer or Joanson & Joanson versions.

I’m a white lady. It’s not misogynistic. It’s fine. 

Don’t know what Tigger flags represent, but Pooh flags let travelers know that your house is a safe space they can come and walk around with no pants on.

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

“I’m not great, I’m not excellent...”

(please forgive me, i’m not sure exactly what the correct way to say this is). “flight attendant of color”, and I knew that shit was about to get real.

“(please forgive me, i’m not sure exactly what the correct way to say this is)“

The correct way to say that is “Another Flight Attendent”

It’s not a flattering video. Bruce looks fantastic:

Just because you Cannes doesn’t mean you shouldes.

And thanks to global warming, things like this are going to start waking up on their own outside laboratory supervision.

Correction everything with Jean Smart is hilarious. Check out Hacks. She’s amazing.

I’ve watched both episodes, it’s just fantastic.

Piracy just seems so much simpler.

If the moon gets pregnant we on Earth demand a DNA test before we pay child support