I’m just going to live my life assuming that this is a follow-up to Mare of Easttown.

I’m pretty sure Oscar Isaac’s character says “We should’ve done that a long time ago,” not “You should’ve done that a long time ago.”

“Hell, even I thought I was dead.  Turned out I was just in Nebraska.”  

I really loved ‘Gran Torino’. He’s already older here and it’s a great little movie.

I’m a white lady. It’s not misogynistic. It’s fine. 

Don’t know what Tigger flags represent, but Pooh flags let travelers know that your house is a safe space they can come and walk around with no pants on.

Okay, I could compare and parse his original comments with his addendum, but I actually just don’t give a shit.

“I’m not great, I’m not excellent...”

(please forgive me, i’m not sure exactly what the correct way to say this is). “flight attendant of color”, and I knew that shit was about to get real.

“(please forgive me, i’m not sure exactly what the correct way to say this is)“

The correct way to say that is “Another Flight Attendent”

It’s not a flattering video. Bruce looks fantastic:

Just because you Cannes doesn’t mean you shouldes.

Correction everything with Jean Smart is hilarious. Check out Hacks. She’s amazing.

I’ve watched both episodes, it’s just fantastic.

Piracy just seems so much simpler.

If the moon gets pregnant we on Earth demand a DNA test before we pay child support

Well next time the sign maker should leave the quotation marks home.

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

Counter-tip, if you are microwaving sweet potatoes, DO pierce them or BOOM!  They will cook in about 4 mins, but will definitely pop like a balloon if you don’t let the steam out.