MizElaineous
MizElaineous
MizElaineous

Does no one recall the infamous (and now deceased) Lolo Ferrari?

Your choice of headline was pretty inflammatory, and for no discernible reason, other than clickbait. Shame on you, Kara Brown.

There are many comments here about how flight attendants are basically power-mad flying waiters/waitresses. Two of my friends, female flight attendants, were on board the Air France Airbus which caught fire as the plane prepared for takeoff. The entire plane was destroyed in a matter of minutes but the fortuitous

Maybe the elegant NY Post means "slant people", which is just extra-adorable.

My secret weapon is living in France where Thanksgiving is not celebrated. It's highly effective.

Been there, done that, got the chafing to prove it.

"My last three gfs got off from three minutes of missionary": obvious lie about both number of girls and number of minutes.

I think we dated the same guy. He had a bookshelf with nothing but his own books in it.

I once dated this guy who said "feel my muscle" once too often.

Just could not resist. Apt on so many levels.

Here's a name for number 32: Evinrude. I had a friend who named her very loudly-purring cat that.

My daughter used to think that she was particularly feminine because of all her "estragon".

Wow, YOUR article says 5 convictions! I only found four. She just lost it all when she lost her looks.

Ohmigod, Brigitte Bardot is one of those tw@s that literally think chihuahuas are more important than human beings. So there ya got yer crazy. And Bardot "was convicted of incitement of racial hatred (under this French law) no fewer than four times – mainly for comments highly critical of France's immigration and

I'm gonna get virtually murdered, but this IS Jezebel, home to feminists everywhere, and every time I see a photo of a guy down on one knee offering a ring to his girlfriend, I think of penguins dropping rocks at the feet of their fave girl penguins. I hate the whole idea of being proposed to, as if a woman should

I agree with Mehitabel (such a great & obscure screen name, BTW), but whether you "think" cats work for you or (in reality) you work for cats, the important thing is how much they care:

It's for washing her body. She has a MUCH bigger one for cleansing her ego.

Unisa makes wonderfully comfortable shoes with small platforms that give the impression of a high he. Another great, foot-friendly brand is Geox. Clarks' heels are really ugly - they look like the shoes your Nana wore to run the Hoover.

Didn't Dame Judi Dench start this trend with her embroidered cuss words a long while back? I would pay hard cash for one of those!