I drove off the lot with 10 miles on the odometer.

I bought them new, so here’s one hand!!

Bought it new in 2010... Not one single issue until this day... For it’s 5th birthday, several upgrades were installed... With a stock engine, it’s a blast to drive and can the 1/4 in 11.99 seconds :)

You know I’m a huge Subaru fanboi. But every hero needs a worthy nemesis - Sherlock and Moriarty, Captain Kirk and Khan, the Doctor and the Master... For many years the Evo was the STi’s adversary that I loved to hate. But hate is the wrong word. I may prefer the Subaru, but I have tons of respect for the Evo -…

That’s too bad. I’ve always liked the look of this generation of Lancer and only just got to experience an Evo a little while ago.

I've had breakups that saddened me less than the news that there's to be no more Key & Peele.

I just call everyone “Steve.”

It’s totally cool, they never lead with that part. I didn’t know either. It’s being widely reported now.

Attention all news outlets:

I’m pretty sure that he’s an Australian sheepdog who saved a faerie godmother from certain death and when she asked him how she could repay him he said, “Make me a human man.”

*blearily stares at screen*

Whether or not my offering to split the check results in an adverse reaction from the man makes a big impact on whether or not there will be a next date :)

Okay, I’ll bite. Am I really the only one who at least tries to get the guy to let me chip in for half? Sometimes the guy on the date stubbornly won’t let me, in which case I’ll usually concede (because I don’t want to get into a huge argument about it) and pay for the second date (if there is one) or, if we’re going…

I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

“Are Ugly Women More Likely To Be Gay?”

Articles like this really highlight how desperately Jezebel needs to hire an actual goddamn queer women writer.