The rolls have flipped!

I was not amused by Procatinator. Until I hit "Show me another cat" and it gave me a cat headbanging to Tool.

This is all fine and dandy, except that for years someone was giving out my number to her rejects. It took forever to figure out what was going on, but then I figured out her real number and asked her to please stop. I've had my cell number for a long, long time, and I didn't want to change it because someone else…

My first thought, too! I did laundry today, so I have plenty of good towels at the ready.

I love Chris Hardwick. He just seems so awkward and nerdy and just like me. I think we would be BFFs.

Ooh, I never thought about how close his name is to Krueger. I wonder if that was on purpose?

I freaked out when I learned that the real life person that Dr. Krieger is modeled after is really a doctor. An ER doctor in Austin. And his name is really close to Krieger. If I ever end up in the ER in Austin, and I saw that guy through a haze of pain or meds or whatever, I would probably freak the fuck out.

You are killing me today with the Archer references. I wish we could heart people twice.

LaComtesse, you are amazing.

Oh my goodness, that sounds amazing. Unfortunately, I do not have any cream. :(

Reposted from GT because I forgot about OT.

I died. You are hearted, sir/madam.

I hope they get some self defense against fresh fruit. (Sorry, I had to add some levity to this depressing conversation)

Oh boy do they stink! But they are so cute!

My ex traveled for his job, and in the 6 years we were together, he was always gone the week of VDay (and my birthday). Since he traveled so often (average 3 weeks out of the month), I always chalked it up to bad planning from his boss or bad luck on our part.

KOALA.

I second this.

I got my landlord's daughter. Creepy. Also, she just commented on one of my posts about 30 seconds before I used this app. Coincidence, or lazy matchmaking?

I didn't even go to a traditional college, and we threw awesome theme parties anyway. My favorite was the "Inappropriately Sexy" Halloween party (and they weren't racist). We had a sexy baby, several sexy presidents, a sexy teletubbie, and I think sexy Einstein won that year.

Hey, you leave my JNCOs out of this.