Hmmmm, this “biological boy” (Caitlyn’s own words, though not referring to Caitlyn at the time) claimed to be a “proven winner” in the last interview I saw. But if we are talking about the last 40 years, “proven killer” is more accurate. Certainly giving the Log Cabin Republicans a run for their money.

Keep it around for entertaining! It makes a dandy cocktail, according to my friend Mary Molotov.

I am white and The Root is my favorite site. I don’t deserve a medal, I just vote with my feet.

Schroeder is just one more brainless actor to boycott forever. Why we listen to a single word uttered by an actor offscreen is beyond me.

America, fuck yeah!

Agreed. I think of them as Breadstick Women, their limbs are so thin. But they are healthier than I am, without a doubt. So is Brad, for that matter.

Doesn’t the Bible imply that God made Woman to comfort Man’s anxieties? I’ve often wondered how humans were intended to reproduce before God created the better half (by which I mean women).

Some of the best jokes are the dumbest, haha!

I would have just punched her in the face. Worth whatever penalty.

Not feeling this song at all. 

Because if you don’t call the police on them they won’t learn not to do it again, duh.

Z4SHGR4Q coupon for the power strip is not working.

Z4SHGR4Q coupon for the power strip is not working.

Disgusting that our society has sunk so low. We deserve the horrific future we are building for ourselves.

Chased by evil fairies? I’ve taken mega doses of hallucinogens and never even gotten close to that. Brava!

Hillary: wrong then and wrong now.

“Looking past him” strikes me as another example of hiving him a break he does not deserve. My suggestion is to cane him, something he will surely remember and not want to repeat. THEN we can look past him into the future.

I hear he’s changing his name to Tupac One-Sac.

Fleabag is a marvel. I have a 6x8 foot poster from the second season that I stole from a kiosk on Hollywood Blvd. hanging over my bed.

It’s pretty low class of your editors to allow the man’s life to be encapsulated this way, headlining the most trivial fact in the whole article. It should be in the last paragraph if mentioned at all.

Just imagine how much easier that guy’s head will fit up Trump’s ass without a jaw. Winning!