If that’s a blow to our constitution, then blow me!

I fondly remember mom making a cake with these layered with ice cream. But the last time I saw these in the store they were insanely expensive, so the manufacturer basically destroyed the product through overpricing. You know they only cost pennies to produce.

Unfortunately, Oakland is one of the worst cities to live in without a gun.

Don’t forget that the old guy texted after the accident about how he’s going to be famous now. VERY fishy. And also how it has been claimed that he was unconscious for several minutes, which clearly is a jade-egg level fib.

I support Madonna’s right to look like a martian if she wants to.

Even if someday - hopefully - the death penalty is abolished nationwide, the police will still be allowed to perform summary executions for the crime of non-cooperation.

I’m stoked to hear this! But I can’t believe nobody in the comments has mentioned Dilvish, the Damned and the spectacular followup The Changing Land. Dilvish is my favorite Zelazny hero, which is saying a lot because there are so many to choose from. Those books would make for terrific videos.

I must disagree about Raisinets, they are the one acceptable form of raisin treats, and only because of the chocolate of course.

Pete Davidson is apologizing for Taco Bell, but who will apologize for Pete Davidson?

So now we have King Charles and Queen Chlamydia, and it sounds like you are itching for a fight. Peace out.

You mean we’re supposed to sympathize when they break down for having been called out on their shit? And comfort them so they can get back to ruining their lives and maybe ours.

Perhaps the finest example of NIMBY we’ve seen in a generation.

“For whatever reason” is the new Stupidest Thing Anyone Ever Said, replacing the old favorite “Let them eat cake”.

Nothing substantial in this video at all, just a quick rule of thumb that could have fit in the headline. Useless.

I want frills. In fact, I want my vacation to be nothing but frills.

Anyone buying this product should be ashamed of themselves, as should this site for promoting it. Give the money to someone who can’t afford their insulin, and get yourself a towel.

Anyone buying this product should be ashamed of themselves, as should this site for promoting it. Give the money to…

So Jez is profiting by publicizing a joke that they are shaming someone for not saying. That’s absolutely Republican in it’s logic.

Joni is truly the girl with all the gifts. And nobody from the 60's has held up better than she has. A true inspiration.

Of course he did, because Will Smith stole his act.

“Compliance tool”. What a pleasant alternative to “torture device”.