MitchMaster
MitchMaster
MitchMaster

Some policemen got nailed recently when they stupidly videoed themselves planting drugs on suspects. A rare but tasty use of bodycams for good.

John Patrick Shanley, who won the Academy Award for Moonstruck, is an absolute treasure. Nobody writes speeches like him. Try reading some of his plays, you’ll love it!

Marked down, I think you mean.

I take a walk every night after dinner. I call it my Beauty Schlep.

If nothing else, the whole incident proves that women are as capable of internet age mindless attack as video game fanboys.

Women’s issues ARE politics, obviously, and you could find no better example than this.

It’s too early to tell, but I eagerly await history declaring emoji to be the stupidest cultural trend of the millennium.

Trumps says black people are forgotten no longer under his administration, while trying to erase every achievement of the only black president? Standard operating procedure.

“White-womaning” sounds suspiciously like what Lindsay Graham is doing: he demanded months ago that impeachment documents be released to the public, and now that they have is refusing to read them. Boogie on reggae hypocrite!

The Big One HAS hit, it’s just longer and slower than anyone imagined.

Yeah, but enough about Kanye already.

Ivanka is every bit as stupid as she looks, and WINNING.

No different than what Trump is doing to the country, which the press normalizes. Rape and assault become “hazing”, treason and corruption become “erratic behavior”.

Even worse, sometimes I see a headline proclaiming that two young musical idols are dating or getting married - and I’ve never heard of EITHER of them.

I can’t understand this obsession with marginalized people wanting to be recognized as soldiers. Blacks, women, gays, transpeople - you name it, they all want to be in (and recognized as part of) the army. It’s not as if it’s an honorable pursuit in this political day and age.

Lots of things at TJ’s (mostly the basics) have the best price I can find anywhere in my neighborhood: butter, milk, eggs, onions, sweet potatoes, prewashed lettuce (get the Herb Salad), etc. Also a lot of things that are higher quality that elsewhere and worth paying the extra money. You just have to pick and choose,

The last minute chaos of packing and getting through the airport always leaves me wanting to just relax and sit with my eyes closed. I suppose it might be different if I took a lot of really long boring flights.

Because Americans are the fattest people in the world?

Because Americans are the fattest people in the world?

Farrow is a self-serving muckraker, but what else would you expect from Frank Sinatra’s illegitimate son?

It’s not glorious, it’s a shameful act of privilege in the face of global catastrophe. That said, I want one.