I can’t help but wonder if the Audi got holed.

Just pointing out that there is no country named Mexico, just a bunch of druglords who let the businesses they are not interested in be run by citizens.

Becky has just convicted herself in the court of Me. If she had pleaded guilty I would have allowed that she made a (huge) mistake; punish her appropriately and let’s move on. But trying to weasel out of it like this? Fuck her, I’ll never willingly watch anything she’s in or support anything she does, whether a judge…

Thanks for the perspective, Mrs. Goebbels.

I had to dig pretty deep into the comments to find someone stating the obvious truth: AOC’s real triumph was beating the incumbent to the Democratic nomination. And Nancy knows it, spinning this huge personal defeat the best she can, because Nancy ain’t dumb. She’s a cluster bitch, but she ain’t dumb.

The real abomination is ketchup. A dab is fine on a burger, but watching people drown steaks, eggs, potatoes etc. in it so they have no other flavor is just gross.

No religious reason, no. It’s just that they think they know everything better than everyone else, plus someone read a magazine article. That’s all it takes. 

WARNING: this video will drop your IQ at least 10%

Compare Omar with Occasio-Cortez and you will see quite clearly how to do it wrong vs. how to do it right. Both are getting attacked far beyond their level of seniority, it’s comical to see how afraid the Republicans are of these two newcomers. But Omar has chosen her targets and her words very carelessly, while AOC…

Kale is green burlap, unfit for anything except making bags out of. Trader Joe’s just started selling Fudgy Chocolate Quinoa Cake Mix. People who eat that food fashionista crap are hilariously deluded.

This would be shocking if it were not for how tediously common it is. From the Catholic Church to the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and a thousand others, these guys will sound like saints then stick it in you.

Co-parenting with your rapist is truly a concept only a man could encourage.

Sorry, but nothing is worth getting up at 5am on a Sunday, not even my aunt Mitzi’s kreplach - and I LOVED her kreplach!

I think of it as burlap plus chlorophyll.

It’s the kale that’s bullshit, not the massaging.

And now she WISHES she had food poisoning.

Rumor has it that one of the poachers was wearing clown makeup as a disguise, and one of the lions said “Does this taste funny to you?”

They should feed the survivors to the animals too.

So. Fucking. Evil. Why do a lot of people represent themselves as hyper-generous and ultra-sweet then turn out to be murderous bastards?

I hear that she’s going to be starring in the remake of Those Lips, Those Eyes!