Teenage tomfoolery, it’s nothing a little rectal massage won’t cure.

Cowboy singers of the past sang lots of songs about shootouts, like El Paso and Big Iron, etc. but they didn’t actually shoot each other. On the other hand gangsta rappers mow each other down all the time. Wassup wit dat?

That’s right, and she can’t wear my Led Zeppelin t-shirt either!

I can understand that. I buy lottery tickets when the prize gets up to 500 million for much the same reason - just so I can fantasize about all the noble and selfless acts I would perform with the money.

Honestly, he’s 99 percent as much of a jerk as every pope before him. Like on this issue, or when he pretends to be shocked by the church’s organized pedophilia that has been in the headlines for decades.

Yeah, beauty products are 99% bullshit. My favorite was the face mask paste that had iron powder in it and came with a magnet to remove it with. You would have to be an absolute idiot to use it, and I bet they sold millions of dollars worth!

Murder most foul.

Will he be Joaquin on water?

Obviously you changed, not the music. It’s a recording, you are not.

I remember some old movie where a woman criticized a man’s tie as “a piece of clothing pointing at your genitals”. It didn’t hold a candle to this!

Religion is a blanket hiding endless horrors committed by its members and always has been.

If she did that to me I would carve her into bloody, quivering sashimi.

I was involved in the adult film industry and several times brought friends to the set. They were all shocked to varying degrees, even guys who I assumed had veiwed tons of porn. Watching people doing it right in front of you for the first time is a primal experience that even the jaded seem very affected by.

It’s more than just doctors not listening well to women, because they don’t listen well to men either. I think there is a cultural frowning on breast implants, implying that their is something immoral about them, even reconstructive ones. It’s a very touchy subject (sorry, I couldn’t help it).

It seems like he himself is the victim of failed brain surgery. This is one of the things that makes me maddest about Trump: they way he puts the worst possible people in high level jobs they know virtually nothing about. Carson, Perry, Devos, the list goes on and on.

Death to all dictators.

I feel very uncomfortable after reading this article.

I just can’t stop laughing like a madman. Does that make me a bad person?

Is she a DILB? (director I’d like to blow)

Science does not have a term for how small the amount of sympathy I have for her is.