Right on AOC! Owning an Instant Pot had added about 5 hours of available time to my week, and I was very reluctant to get one. I’ve hardly begun trying all the things it can do.

We have always known who wore the balls in the Obama family. Our current political problems have been greatly increased by Barack’s reluctance to use his position to attack the criminal gang that took his place.

Hannah seems to think that once someone makes a lot of money, other people should become immune from prosecution for committing crimes against them. The truth is exactly the opposite: rich people can pretty much get away with anything.

Yeah, it sucks to be stuck with white people. But at least you’re not stuck being white people.

The women you refer to lack the self-respect to take responsibility for their own lives, so they act like Bill Cosby’s wife and carry the water for their grotesque abusive husbands who treat them like trash.

“Never fight a land war in Asia” and “Never claim the Republicans have hit bottom”. These are the two fundamental mistakes in our world.

Just look at him. I think he would have made a terrific slave owner, don’t you?

West announced that he was “distancing” himself from politics

Fuck her to hell and back, and then to hell again.

That kid has a 90% chance of growing up as a holocaust-denying, hate spewing little Nazi fuckhead just like his parents. And dad is worried that someone criticized his costume.

Kanye has become that guy whose opinion is wrong on everything.

But there are very good people on both sides!

On the plus side, Harris no longer pays any taxes, never loses his keys, and never has to worry about erectile disfunction.

The tactics you describe have utterly failed to stop the runaway train. Unless something changes, PrezCheetoh will get a second term and we can listen to you moan about the death of civility (which they murdered) for an additional four years.

It was the whole Kavanaugh thing. Now Nyack is woke, and dead.

I guess Kendall will have to move to Florida. Then her bodyguards could shoot this guy and claim they felt threatened.

They certainly left out the part about “low IQ troll masturbates frantically to pictures of Rosanne naked”, but you’ve fixed that now. 

We should encourage longer racial slurs, if that equals extra head dunks. How about supercailfradjalististicexpialinigga?

Yes, that was my first thought as well: turn around, buy a lighter and set the place on fire.

Stuff a chicken up his butt and sew it closed.