MitchMaster
MitchMaster
MitchMaster

This subject has now reached a new low, along with pretty much everything else in the world recently. Congratulations - have a nice cup of gravel and ash soup when you’re hangry.

If nothing else this proves that the new show, even minus the enormous pustule herself, still provides her with a platform to spread her contagion. Which is why I was against a continuation of the show without her.

Haha, you’re pretty stupid for a Dutch woman!

There is, and there is also widespread sex-trafficking slavery going on inside the U.S., and I care about both of them. And you are a trollhole for suggesting otherwise.

Why do white people feel entitled to police black people?

We absolutely have to do this. It is another piece of proof that everything CheetoPrez and the FirstSlag say is a lie. Their whole family needs to be crushed under the heel of history.

I know most people won’t be able to duplicate my perfect solution to this problem, but: I rented what used to be the apartment manager’s office in my apartment building (the owners are too cheap to have a manager on site any more). It is now my office/man cave. Up four flights of stair is the apartment where I am

I seriously hope the new owner finds out the wine has gone bad while sharing it with CheetoPrez and the FirstSlag.

Hey, that’s insensitive! I’m 60 and I haven’t mastered long division.

The disgusting sow has revealed filthy self, voluntarily. This is surely the only thing I will ever thank her for. Oinks to you, porker!

Who wants to see an Amy Winehouse hologram? Several million tasteless hacks, I bet.

6 years for ripping off all those rich people? He should get a medal.

Rolling UP the river, you mean. As in headed for jail.

Kanye gave us Yeezus, and is currently hard at work on Yandhi. Coming soon: Yudumbass. Get the whole set, approved by the Prez himself!

While we’re on the subject, Mia Farrow isn’t much of an actress.

A wither.

Here in Los Angeles we have unlimited sunshine, and a billion cars. The simple, obvious solution is to allow only electric cars - done right, we could generate the power to charge them locally. It would clean up our air overnight, as well as help save the planet from climate change. But it would cut into the profits

Excuse me, but if you put it on the grill it IS fried. Aside from the flour, that’s the way all the breakfast joints around here do it.

Yeah, it’s an interesting fashion choice in the same way that slavery was an interesting business model.

Just casting my vote against dumb clickbait headlines. A writer with any talent can come up with a compelling headline that doesn’t include those empty insults.