MitchMaster
MitchMaster
MitchMaster

I used to play competitive chess when I was younger. Even then, with youth on my side, playing four tough matches in one day was the most exhausting thing I have ever done.

I live in Los Angeles, and my first roommate, a friend from high school, was a Japanese American. He told me that his grandfather was a farmer who owned large bean fields under what is now Pasadena (where the Rose Bowl and Rose Parade take place). When they were interned, they were forced to give that property away.

I would like to see Ms. Mayor roasted in a slow fire, basted with a Ghost Pepper tapenade. I realize that my comments could be interpreted as angry, but they were not intended to be in any way.

I am truly tired of this email bullshit. Colin Powell was the one told Hillary it was OK to set up her own server; he had one himself, and he is voting for Hillary. But the media to keep reporting this non-story and giving that orange turd airtime and ammo.

I love me some Trader Joe’s, but the smiley attitude can get just the teensiest bit cloying at times. Lately, when asked for the fifth time whether I found everything I was looking for, I’ve taken to responding “Do you have anything with pumpkin in it?” [for those who do not have the pleasure of a TJ’s nearby, their

These two ladies have officially joined the “Hypocritical Christians I love To Hate” club. Any guesses as to who they are voting for, assuming their husbands let them?

No need to worry about Rump, the fascists are already here and have been making themselves at home for quite a while.

The latest news is that she has plagiarized a speech by Marla Maples, of all people! But of course Republicans are too stupid to care, and will vote to make Melania the First Hooker anyway.

Next episode he’s gonna buy some bacon and make an LGBTBLT!

Thank you for identifying her.

Just like the Catholic church and Galileo: way too fucking little, way too fucking late!

All this proves is that Trump’s female supporters are at least as stupid as his male supporters, if not more so.

By my count, Trump (who claims to have all the best words) has used the word “bigly” four times in the debates, and NOBODY is reporting on it!

There is another woman in the room, standing at the back. I’ve always wondered who she was. But Hillary is the only one showing any emotion, with her hand over her mouth - that always struck me a poignant.

Lock him in a cage and torture him until the other arm stops working!

That’s fucked. There are plenty of Earth people who don’t deserve to die just because we Americans are complete assholes.

What bothers me most is the damage that is being done by their family without Rump even being elected. It will last for decades.

I prefer the term hoo-hoo, myself. But anyway, how depressing is it to see the Rump’s supporters falling over themselves to forgive him the millisecond after “apologize” comes out of his mouth? This incident, like all the others - even worse ones - will not stop those fools from trying to put that monster in the White

These are the days of Trump and Lochte and god knows what else. If you can’t think of a reason then you don’t have much of an imagination.

Now if they had raped her that would really have been some ill-gotten booty! Of course, Kim’s been saddled with an enormous ass for a long time... but enough about Kanye.