Not all, just most. And the best ones are practiced by the tiniest groups of people.

What a pitifully stupid idea! You could wake up in November, obese and with Trump as president. Then you’d probably kill yourself

And absolutely nothing will change. Thanks (not) for the suggestion.

The schadenfreude is so think you could cut it with a knife. Or eat it up with a spoon, if you prefer.

Dr. Drew is to medicine what Trump is to politics. And they are both worshiped by the same kind of people.

You’re handle is Jennifart and you pretend to be shocked? :-#

Yet another statement (the 200th? 300th?) that should disqualify him as a candidate. But the blind, brainwashed and frankly nauseating Trump suckwads will eat it up with a spoon.

So the poster boy for white privilege IZ SOORRRY? I’m moved to tears.

And if it wasn’t avocados it would be the next most profitable cash crop. Meaningless article misses the entire point.

Aw come on, if you can’t see the grotesque political correctness while enjoying the Greek tragedy of Trump’s downfall then you are blind. I’m laughing myself silly that what’s hurting him worst is insulting motherhood, rather than his racism or his nuclear insanity.

I roast cauliflower till it is almost ash, with just a little olive oil, salt and pepper. Infinitely delicious!

I say we start with this guy.

At first look I thought that drawing was a vagina

Microplanes are terrific for a ton of uses. And if you pay more than a buck for one, you’re wasting money: they have perfectly good ones at the 99 cent store.

A friend of mine was in a sticky breakup. He had started using his phone to audio record the visits of his wife when she came to pick up her stuff from their house (she had moved out). She took to yelling “stop hitting me!” when he was not touching her in any way. So one time, when she picked up a belt and started…

Perfect example of how boring baseball can be. Two seconds of non-action followed by fifteen minutes of discussion. Zzzzzzzz.

She won’t be welcome at any all-you-can-eat restaurants either.

Joe Francis personally kept me waiting on a job interview, sending a stooge out to the lobby every 15 minutes to say it would only be another 5 minutes. After 2 hours, I split. Fuck him.

I guess your job is to continue to bleat into whirlwind no matter how wrong your assessments have been in the past. Pray continue.

Christian Sharia! ooooh that’s a good one, never heard that before. I’m going to be using that phrase a LOT