This is it. This is how Taco Bell will eventually become the only restaurant. “Demolition Man” is coming true.

WWE fans are now standing up against racism? I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

If you wanna find hell with me, this movie will show you what’s it’s like.

Cripes, don’t do this to me. Aren’t things already bad enough? Why you gotta go make me think a single kind fucking thought about Tom Brady, come on.

ah he deleted it due to being overcome by ratio vapors

My mom listened to the Deadcast, and wrote me:

From: Robert

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

Re: Chuck Pagano, from a reddit thread.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

Private financing? What’s taking so long for the city to sign on? The longer they wait, the more chance the team has to ask for public funds. Start construction now!

It was intended to aid in not starving foreign leagues of their best talent, and then morphed into a player’s union tool to maintain leverage for their members. It’s not wrong, per se, although I think the sport would be better off for importing some (more) of the best from abroad.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

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There’s a team called the Ham Fighters?! How have we not made the Indians or the Braves change their name to Ham Fighters yet? Please let their mascot be drunk Homer fighting a ham.

Here’s the thing, what you’re describing / looking for and what we commonly view as a good RTS are not the same kind of game.

I think I saw this film. Spoiler alert, in the end: dude calls his shot, surprises everyone with a two-out bunt, and magically beats out the throw to first.

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?