Misterfixit
Misterfixit
Misterfixit

the gig economy claims another, smh

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

I feel ya, friend. Blasting this all day, in Des Moines.

Google is a very dark company.

I also heard that for accuracy they added a new feature where if you step outside of Junkertown, a wild animal, insect, or plant will try to kill you.

Up here in Canada, we would have said take oot.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

ALSO I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE NOT STANDING FOR THE FLAG BUT THIS IS FOOTBALL WHY ARE THEY DOING IT DURING MY FOOTBALL?!? IF I DID THAT AT MY JOB AT THE 7-11 I WOULD BE FIRED!!!

It’s a multiplayer shooter. That’s like trying to have an explanation for Ryu fighting Ryu in street fighter. You obviously don’t need one.

The only thing she’s ever blown is a 28-3 lead.

Kaep watch: still unemployed.

That and an ancient alien who’s consciousness is on the internet who’s free on the internet and doesn’t really do anything except remind everyone that she exists. 

So this isn’t really set in Ancient Egypt, it’s set in Classical Egypt during the Ptolemaic Dynasty.

Meanwhile, Roenick missed the correction, being too busy Googling to see if Manti T’eo’s dead girlfriend was hot.

I’ve always felt he was an artifact of the Dirty Harry/Charles Bronson era of film making. He works best as a foil to characters like Spider-Man and Daredevil. I don’t know how Netflix is going to do a show with him as the protagonist. They are going to have to severely de-escalate his violence level.

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth

I have had exactly 1 ace in disc golf, and it is the most exhilarating feeling possible. And of course I was just playing a round by myself, so only the strangers playing in front of me witnessed it. Oh well, still felt amazing.

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.