I... want this.

Should have said "Science is the People Magazine of Scientific Journals."

Science is the People Magazine of journals.

I don't need no stinking Alien pre...pre... my. That's rather pretty isn't it... I...

I suppose when your only activity as a kid is "playing outside" you need to be prepared.

"My God, man. Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer!"

Unless they're on death row.

Am I the only one who finds that it hilarious that it's an LLC?

They should have put that Dharma station on the island.

Hey there's probably like 2 people here that read Deadspin!

Of all the things that can bother me about this; Kim Jong-il, kidnapping movie makers, starving his country while living in luxury... the noise that monster makes bothers me the most.

Yes I know- what I mean is why not build an updated new F-15, not refit an existing old F-15. Or have a newer plane that is not as expensive as the F-22 but still out preforms the F-15.

The F-15 has never been shot down by another plane- ever. Why not have an updated newly built F-15?

out of curiosity for the "Pro F-22" people: what do you intend this plane to do?

I have a french press, and I get great coffee results, because I don't over grind- leave it coarse.

Awesome! #1 is good, I have to above the urinal in my favorite bar.

:) this is one of the few times in internet history where Goodwin's Law has been used and not ended with "FFFFFFFUUUUUUU"- there is hope for our society.

I hate bringing up Goodwin's law (I REALLY DO) and it is offensive (sorry) but- no, it crosses a line when you want to experiment on PEOPLE, it makes us no better than what the nazi's did no matter how one justifies it.

I work in the biomedical research field as well, in a division of NCRR- which actually doesn't exist any longer- as technically it has been dissolved and it's internal divisions split up to other parts of NIH, leaving only the shell of the organization.

"IMO, I'd rather see child molesters,rapists and murderers be tested on than innocent animals. We certainly have no shortage in the prison system."