(Trying to ignore all of the voices tell me to hurt people)

Ah! BBS! "Download this WAD... I'll go eat something and come back in 3 hours to see if it's done."

You're bringing me back to the 7th grade with that screen. Back then Star Trek made up the majority of internet sites instead of porn.

Lens flare on an expensive movie is annoying... on a "$150" film: less gimmicky. Or is that just the way it's used....

No Call of Duty- because it's players use Yahoo Answers as a "search" page.

Legend was a favorite of mine as a kid! I recently watched in on DVD and... it... isn't as cool as I remember.

True.

In other news: your car is less likely to be stolen if you have a manual transmission.

My mom and dad still have dial up and a prodigy email account.

Less "slowed" and more "unreliable as a law."

Nice- I'll have to check it out, because you know- Android's Facebook app has always sucked compared to iOS ver

Moore's Law has slowed due to things like multi-core processors and the economy and usage of PC's ("I only use the web" etc), so people just use the OS that came with the machine, and have the machines longer than before.

+1 internet to you.

You totally gain a heart for that.

$56? I paid $60. And I will get my $60 worth.

I agree with this- linking this to science fiction is stretching it thin. That's what Jezebel + Gawker are for.

Indeed they are.

They're like some weird virtual version of Blackwater Security.

Yep me too- lessons haven't been learned from preemptive invasions.

:) I got it. Usually when you see the word "'merica" that pretty much means sarcasm. Lighten up people- I'm more horrified by the comments that followed his initial post.