I like Kamala as a character, but she has serious Mary Sue vibes in Marvel’s Avengers.

Uh, that sword doesn’t look like it’s healing anybody.

I love that she is 1,000,000% just happy to be here.

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They should have called it Xbox Smol

There’s definitely going to be a ton of confused parents and disappointed kids this Christmas.

I still hate EVERYTHING about the Xbox naming scheme.

Reason number 256034 I won’t be buying an Xbox:

Experts: “It takes at least 18 months to develop and sufficiently test a vaccine that can safely be sold to the public.”

I’m not a medical professional, but I know some, and yeah that’s not happening in eight weeks even if they discovered a vaccine today.

Melania does not improve with age. Despite being in the public eye for 20+ years, she still has the animation and warmth of a block of wood. She has done nothing to dissuade me from the idea that she is either a robot, a zombie, or a blow- up doll.

I want this pandemic to be over, but the story that says we’re likely to have a vaccine by November--that’s the hoax I think of when I think of labs.

I’d say it was as much of a surprise as Superman coming back for the Justice League movie, after dying in Batman vs Superman.

The Tokyo fight in Endgame was nice. You didn’t see all the action, but you saw the mayhem he was creating.

It's a comic book story. Death is always temporary.

It’s one plot point, it doesn’t show much of anything.

Absolutely nobody fucking expected Cap to be dead permanently. You’re not going to make a big budget Avengers game and have Captain Fucking America be playable in one level only.

Canonically, Black Widow doesn’t speak like Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle because she’s a spy. Spy would be pretty useless if every time she spoke you’d go yep, she’s a Russian spy. 

It’s bonkers that they’ve been pushing this game’s multiplayer mode so much and people have been so negative and it turns out they’ve had a great single player hiding behind it this whole time. I’m sure the game will do fine but it kinda feels like their decision to mostly focus on the multiplayer aspect in marketing…

It’s almost like it was a beta!