“Freedom Dawg Games” reads to me as “We took an IQ test and it came back negative”.

Man, my PS5 still feels like a newish addition to my console collection. I have no desire for an upgrade. It doesn't even feel like games are pushing it to its limits yet.

Jennifer Lopez can suck it up and dry her crocodile tears with 100 dollar bills.

Jennifer Lopez can pay people to defend her. Lots of boot-licky comments on this article. Eat the rich. Especially the whiny, thin skinned ones.

Sounds very Trump-like. “He came up to me, and with tears in his eyes he said...”

it’s a town of 9000 people. every cop would be there. everyone in the town would be there, cop or not.

it’ll turn out the caves, station and town are all built over an  old native-american cemetary.... but they never moved the bodies!!

I don’t expect them to explain any of the supernatural shit. They’re basically red herrings at this point and it makes for terrible writing.

There’s so many stupid, hilarious bits of writing in this show. too many to point out, but I love that there’s a protest/riot in this tiny alaskan town, and some of the cops are in riot gear beating up protestors, but some of the other cops are just chilling at home and have no idea what’s going on? really??

“Hank died in a car accident”? With a bullet hole in his head?

What is the alternative to abortion on demand?  Why does he feel the need to keep letting everyone know how personally he is against abortion?

My mother still refers to The Dixie Chicks as, “Those Cunts.”

Also side note: was it just me or did Otis look like cross between Willem Dafoe and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

FWIW that’s one of the more realistic angles in a very sad sense.

It’s always looked to me like when something red fades over many years into a pale pink.

I hate to tell you this...but you need to schedule a visit to your ophthalmologist.

maybe the person who wrote this new season should have plagiarized something? 

The average cost of a 15 pound turkey in Alaska is $42.35. Who do you think you are, Danvers? Paulie? I’m mad. That could have fed both of them for weeks, and it was ready to go in the oven, just put it in. And why throw it in the fucking trash can, are you kidding me? That’s just going to make your home stink. Why…

I’m not sure we’re supposed to feel too bad for him. I read it more as “this asshole is going to snap when reality hits him.” 

I thought his issue with this season was that it also doesn’t plagiarize Thomas Ligotti and Alan Moore verbatim.