Look at those red knobs on the range . . . (awed silence)

Peasants. We all know it’s impossible to cook anything edible without a $10k fridge.

48" Wolf, Thermador, or Viking range? Dual fuel? Pot filler? Wine cooler?

That’s kind of been my experience with our kitchen remodel.

“It’s definitely got a face that might turn people off” buddy compared to its stablemates it’s BMW’s fucking Mona Lisa

Yet another old white man telling women to calm down. FU Sanders.

How is this confusing? If you jump from a height onto a hard surface, you are at risk of hurting yourself, especially if you’re under the impression there is enough cushioning material to break your fall. All it takes is landing incorrectly. 

The Lincoln Town Car Cartier, which was produced in 2001 and may have been produced a year or two after. What did the Cartier edition get give the buyer for his or her money (my grandparents included)? Embroidered Cartier logos on the seat backs and floor mats, a nicer looking analog clock on the dash, and chrome…

The 1988 Trump edition Cadillac Brougham limo. Released at a time that nobody was buying limos, it was basically a grift. Trump didn’t order the large batch he was supposed to and instead just bought enough for personal use.

Ford Harley Davidson F-150

I looked it up. There were tons of weird AMC Special editions. Just weird stuff like putting fake shiplap on the side of a station wagon, or pairing Gucci with a cheap car. All of them super 70s and super weird.  I only remember the Levi’s version. I remember a Levi’s Jeep, but that seems

Mercury. Villager. Nautica.

Here is it with Dodge doing their “Last Call” special edition Chargers and Challengers, and they absolutely waste one of the seven LCs on a Swinger edition:

I’ll bet 99% of the hillbillies that bought these don't even know they're FWD.

Must be hilarious to see a women who has suffered a severe life changing injury and decide to make a joke about her.  

Not that you would have any experience with that

“Wario, if he appears, may fart.”- The last words of Queen Elizabeth the Second.

Love it, and am very tempted to put a reservation down in 2023 when they open up in Canada. Here, we’re also getting a ‘5 seat’ version - not sure if that’s just the three row without a row? Or maybe it’s the SWB version. Either way, that’d be right for us.

This makes me incredibly happy.

Public Access TV was in some ways a proto-Youtube.