It’s almost like he’s just a person and not imbued with the spirit of a random god.

Goddamnit! I clicked on Esterbrook’s Times article, then on the hyperlink to the announcement that he was joining The Upshot, and now I’m stuck in a rabbit hole of Gregg Esterbrook bullshit. But this comment that someone posted to that announcement makes it worth it:

I’m sure it’s pretty well known but Dilfer now gets rich off running an “Elite” QB camp. I have ZERO doubts in my mind that him getting three hours on TV gave him the chance to sound as knowledgeable and forward-thinking as he possibly could especially in regards to the QB so that hopefully more Dad’s who never made…

As a big fan of Mexican food, I both love Taco Bell and realize it is not at all anything Mexican. Like you can enjoy the artistry of professional boxing and still want to watch two drunk frat boys punch each other unconscious in the parking lot of a Church’s Chicken.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.

Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy.

Get Kanye’d by Kanye once, shame on him. Get Kanye’d by Kanye twice, shame on you.

Predicting an NFL player will live to be 85 years old in the craziest thing I’ve ever seen on this site.

Let’s hope this goes better than the last time I saw this in the news:

Yah, but baseball sucks.

In order to pretend that Trump is at risk of doing harm to his presidential prospects in tonight’s debate, you must pretend that he has any, and that he genuinely intends to have any, and that his recklessness and ridiculousness are not the precise and only reasons why he is in position to say things, in a televised…

LeBron and four other LeBrons with varying hairlines.

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

How a Batman v. Superman fight ends:

That is the best, but it would require the existence of Bucs fans for this article to generate anything.

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

the debate was had. you lost. by a score of roughly Sherman’s March to the Atlantic to nil. your flag commemorates hatred, treason, and the deaths of hundreds of thousands of americans in the name of preserving white supremacy. Dylann Roof waved it knowing that you and the entirety of South Carolina stood behind him…

Is it ok to be against rape but still think this sucks

It’s nice. Another bonus, is being able to watch The Chris Gethard show on your actual TV.