there is a Lego set of the injection mold machine that makes Lego

Also see: every animal that reproduces.

This panel make-up is part of what is wrong with modern journalism. Some producer was thinking, 'for my panel on the N word, I need a balanced approach, so I definitely need to include a white dude to make it legitimate.' No.

I'm just saying you can't believe everything a doctor tells you. People mock listening to celebrities but they have access to a lot of information the rest of us don't due to their large amounts of money and free time. If you are going to listen to any doctor at least make it Doctor OZ who combines the knowledge of a…

Man, I feel you. But like.....I kind of think it is? I don't mean to be needlessly gratuitous (most of the time), but if you asked me "is Microsoft really turning it around or is Microsoft really turning it the fuck around?" the answer is door number 2 no contest.

He's just cultivating mass, bro.

"Were you watching the Predators at Blues match-up on Fox Sports Tennessee tonight"

Lil B is taking this beef to a whole 'nother level.

There's already plenty of jokes in the room, you just can't see them because they're the ones pointing the cameras at Lynch.

cf., how badly I would beat the fuck out of a cow

If I am fucking chicks on the same level as pro athletes, Im calling it a win...

First league investigation of improperly deflated balls that didn't involve PED use.

I like my comedy to be uncomfortable.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

I think Ross Douthat, of all people, actually had the best response to this:

what a joke. assuming any of this is not political theatre in the vein of wrestling we are getting more stories run pointing to it being internal from disgruntled employees. your tax dollars hard at work.

This has been the most ridiculous series of events I've ever seen. Each new development makes my eyes roll in increasingly wider and wider diameters

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Maybe he can post annoying spam on kinja about making $4 million from home with this one weird trick

Or even if his character is not going to learn anything, the scene (which I haven't watched!) illustrated how horrifying and uncomfortable men (not all men!) frequently behave towards women—even women that they like.