Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

I have no clue. If he wasn't before, I'm sure he's nagging Peter Thiel right now for help getting his pound of flesh from Jalopnik/Gawker.

Worst thing I’ve forgotten in the backseat? A pound of bacon that slipped out of the grocery bag and sat under my driver's seat for...a few weeks. A few 90-degree days to get the interior temp up to 130+ and I found the source pretty quickly. Worst thing I've found in the backseat, forgotten by someone else? Uh....it…

Chris Evans is still a prat and the show would be better without him.

I did say “AND”. I know it’s not the prettiest to some.

Holy shit, a whole $70/barrel! Looks like gas’ll stay cheap for quite a few years yet.

Neutral: What Will It Take For Autonomous Cars To Catch On In Big Numbers?

The first Reliant segment is a complete waste of time, the Sabine segment was a bit pointless, the star on a reasonably priced rallycross car (a Mini?!) interview was content-free, the Ariel Nomad segment was pretty decent, and the last part of the challenge was contrived but okay, thanks to the mayor of Blackpool.…

Nice try

I beg to differ

You mean the answer isn’t Miata?

Does it have the Marquis de Sade package?

That’s the hidden treasure of the Panther platform because of what we used to consider luxury plus the tendency toward sedate driving of the typical previous owner: you can’t spell Grand Marquis without “Grandma”!

Crown Vic!!

dont look at me! i know what it is, i was just responding to kyngfish.

I WILL DAMN WELL TRY

BINGO!! Buy this dude a beer! 🍻

Nissan obviously thought long and hard about how to make their jellybeanmobiles exciting in time for the Chicago Auto Show. How about... treads?! [Image via Nissan and there are plenty more if you’re into this!]

Just gonna leave this here:

Oh, come now. Your misgivings aren’t grounded to the ground in reality.