"bewildered people from Duluth" is the new name of my Of Monsters and Men cover band.

So an Outback is not a wagon but a Crosstour is? You got it all backwards.

Dear please Mother of God. Build It looking the like Elmiraj.

A Honda Odyssey can run circles around an E-type, too. What's your point?

If the reason for the reduced speed is that speed increases have rendered an otherwise acceptable racing circuit dangerous, then I am still on board. If you had unlimited F1, where would you race safely? You'd have to red flag every incident just so track workers could get within 1000 feet of the racing tarmac? …

That's why I keep a tarp in my Outback.

Well you're in luck they now make travel trailers for the f-150 that are true 5th wheel. Because, let's face it. With the max tow package 11,300 lbs is a hell of a big camper

You: "Anybody got a light?"
Bro-Truck Owner: [Whips out a road flare.]

I needed something to pull my Sea Doo bra.

Seriously. I work at a Ford dealership and constantly get guys looking for 250's and 350's with a diesel.

Honestly I don't understand why people do it because it's neither comfortable or practical. I've driven a couple of class III pickups and they are bouncy and uncomfortable unless they're carrying a bigass load.

Minivans, period. The modern incarnation arrived in 1984 and quickly took on the role of family utility vehicle when wagons were becoming passe and SUVs were the realm of rednecks with gun racks.

Check your account setting and see the list under the followers tab to see if Jalopnik is following you.

The long lists of modifications are a much easier way of saying, "I've gained some perspective recently and I've burned many of my waking hours on this distraction. In lieu of therapy, I need to be financially compensated to reckon for what I now perceive as wasted time."

This happens in the sailboat community all the time - just because you replaced the forty year old Atomic 4 that stopped running three seasons ago doesn't mean your blistered Alberg with blown-out sails is worth another $8K.

Do you really think one eggplant costs $10, or is this like Jack Donaghy suggesting you talk to the grocery concierge?

I've had many good experiences. The best was quite recently. Last year, I bought a 427 Corvette from Hendrick Chevrolet in Cary, NC. I'd never owned a Corvette, and the salesguy let me drive just about every different variant before I picked the 427. The price on the 427 was as advertised on their site, and somewhat…

The F-Type should honestly be called the XK-F, like how the E-Type and D-Type were XK-E's and XK-D's.