Super speeder is a state law. Anything over 85 on a divided highway (or 75 on a 2-lane) gets you the $200 bonus in GA. I know 1-95 is the dullest piece of road in the entire country, but try to keep it down to 80 or so through GA.

When my children emerged from the "magical forest", the forest wasn't made of no cabbage. They were also covered in several types of slime I've never seen before or since.

But you've given me a new euphemism: magical forest!

Sounds like Athens, GA circa 1978.

Hope to heck it's got a retractable shade!

WTF? Let's see some cam covers for crying out loud. I mean they've got stylists who can execute a beautiful body and interior and they can't find anyone to put on a little style and drama under the hood?

Those brilliant minds at Ford came up with spooner-proof car names. Curse them, our diabolical plans have been thwarted yet again!

Ford Focus!

I'd hate to see how much water it would take to get a red flag at that event!

Any new car you bring needs to be iconic, with the same model name in production for 50 or 60 years. Given those criteria, there are only three cars I can think of that meet the test: Chevrolet Corvette (61 years), Ford Mustang (50 years) , Porsche 911 (51 years). Give it a couple of years and the Camaro (first built…

Or product? Marketing? How do they get to 800K.

I would say "I'd give my eye teeth for another '71 240Z", but I already knocked out a bunch of teeth when I crashed my first one into a school bus back in 1982.

I'd give 27 large for a nicely restored, rust free LHD 240Z, not a 260 or 280, or any 2=2 version. A 2+2 is worth less than half than any regular Z. And JDM…

Neutral: Do You Expect To Get EPA Mileage?

"When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

Debut album of the greatest band in the land.

Meh. I'd rather have a Ford Mondeo/Fusion estate. Cheaper to buy, (probably) more reliable, and looks pretty darn good.

I'm not saying my car is the hardest to work on, but pox on the numbnuts who thought it was a good idea to force you to remove the plastic front wheel well liner in order to replace a headlamp bulb. (2013 Subaru Outback)

My only compensation is I get to keep the '01 Avalon with the sticky lifter I bought for her. Yay.

Sarcasm, Sheldon. Sarcasm!

Yeah, tell me about it. As I send my daughter off to college in August, I'm telling her to study hard because she needs to start working on paying down the ~$1 million she owes us in expenses and lost wages for the last 18 years.

Of your list I've driven '13 and '14 examples of all but the Mazda and the Altima. I'd put the 'Bu ahead of the Sonata and way above the Passat. But I'm a known V-dub hater, so take that for what it's worth.