They didn’t tell me to drink responsibly at the end. I guess I’m getting hammered tonight. 

Harley Quinn’s taxidermied beaver

It doesn’t really taste like chicken, not really a mystery to me. If you were to grill some chicken strips and taste it side by side with Subway you’d notice pretty quickly you were dealing with a different kind of protein. Obviously Subway has the money and motivation to fight it, but I hope they lose.

Side note, a…

Only if he finds him self in the colon of a certain sarlacc.

Endgame hands down. It’s the movie I’ve watched the most times this year. I still tear up during the assemble moment. It’s got plenty of flaws, but like any true love, you can look past them and see everything it’s given to you.

It’s nice to see Dark Knight’s Batcycle getting work.

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

I live in Krispy Kreme territory in the South now, but I grew up in the Pacific Northwest blissfully free of their influence on my early life. When a KK finally made its way to Portland, Oregon there were lines around the block for that free doughnut on their first day. My nephew planned an entire day around camping…

Now I’m even happier they left. The origin of the Jedi could be cool, but I really wouldn’t trust them with it.

Those sleeve cuffs are creeping me out.  :/

Especially since he barely knows most of them

That C-3PO line...I’m not ready for it

I have low expectations for this film.

Pretty much where I’m at. The sequel trilogy has NOT worked for me, but I bleed Star Wars through and through, so I’ll see the shit outta this on general principle. I just wish this story and these characters worked for me more.

These incidents are traumatic and have life long affects on our babies. 

“The series sees a bunch of “lawless” teens coming across a derelict Starfleet vessel, taking it as their own and charting a course for adventure across the galaxy.”

Wow, boomer? My parents were, but ok. The Chaplin scene pulled me out of the film. I could accept the VCR stuff, but it might as well have been a Tom and Jerry cartoon it felt so out of place. The script sucked. Phoenix was great. If the main character wasn't the Joker, this film would come and go and soon be…

So, “it’s not cinema” is self-evidently nonsense by any definition, but you could easily have a substantive discussion about the depths and merits of your typical superhero movie output versus the kinds of movies (including his own, presumably) that he considers “cinema.” But I doubt even Scorsese could define the…